You fat pig, more like Man of Squeal, I'll hand your Georgian ass a true Russian defeat, You would think I'm making borscht the way I'm crushing these beats, I was poisoned, shot and beaten and I still fought back like no sweat, I'm so hard to kill, my rap name should be 50 Kopek, I was shot and poisoned, my assassin's plot: sadistic, But that couldn't stop the mystic, if you think you can, you're optimistic, Till your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand, man, We're all Russians, no one's going to get their butt kicked, The way our space program's whipped NASA's ass with Sputnik, John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly • Darth Vader vs Hitler • Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris • Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga • Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs Kim Jong-il • Justin Bieber vs Beethoven • Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking • Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny • Napoleon vs Napoleon • Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin • Gandalf vs Dumbledore • Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare • Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers • Christopher Columbus vs Captain Kirk • Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD, Hitler vs Vader 2 • Master Chief vs Leonidas • Mario Bros vs Wright Bros • Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley • Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe • Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates • Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury • Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney • Doc Brown vs Doctor Who • Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood • Batman vs Sherlock Holmes • Moses vs Santa Claus • Adam vs Eve • Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr. • Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison • Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong • Mozart vs Skrillex • Rasputin vs Stalin, Hitler vs Vader 3 • Blackbeard vs Al Capone • Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc • Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso • Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali • Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge • Rick Grimes vs Walter White • Goku vs Superman • Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe • Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye • George Washington vs William Wallace • Artists vs TMNT, Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters • Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde • Zeus vs Thor • Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter • Oprah Winfrey vs Ellen DeGeneres • Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock • Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted • David Copperfield vs Harry Houdini • Terminator vs Robocop • Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers • Shaka Zulu vs Julius Caesar • Jim Henson vs Stan Lee, J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin • Gordon Ramsay vs Julia Child • Frederick Douglass vs Thomas Jefferson • James Bond vs Austin Powers • Bruce Banner vs Bruce Jenner • Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible • Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton • Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin • Wonder Woman vs Stevie Wonder • Tony Hawk vs Wayne Gretzky • Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill • Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD 2, Freddy Krueger vs Wolverine • Guy Fawkes vs Che Guevara • Ronald McDonald vs The Burger King • George Carlin vs Richard Pryor • Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin • Mother Teresa vs Sigmund Freud • Vlad the Impaler vs Count Dracula • The Joker vs Pennywise • Thanos vs J. Robert Oppenheimer • Donald Trump vs Joe Biden • Epic Rap Battles of History 82 • TBA, Deadpool vs Boba Fett • Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerberg, Michael J. (Putin) Previous However, the announcer can still be heard singing "Epic Rap Battles" at the end. The Unbeatables (Rasputin, Stalin, Lenin & Gorbachev)Dizzy Productions (Putin) ", was written in the description of the video. I fought the bondage of classes! Torn down that wall like the Kool-Aid Man, oh yeah! With the endless destruction of Russian lives! Try messing with the Mad Monk, you'll be sorry, yo! INSTRUMENTAL, TRANSLATED Rasputin vs Stalin. BEGIN Rasputin: Nice mustache, Wario! This is the first rap battle to feature more than one instrumental, with three. VERSUS! Beat information Mozart vs Skrillex Ronald ReaganRonald McDonaldMikhail Baryshnikov Other information Pride of Lenin took Trotsky out of the picture. Actors Assholes made a mess and the war got cold! Begin [Grigori Rasputin:] Cool mustache, Wario Try messing with the Mad Monk you'll be sorry, yo How many dictators does it take To turn an empire into a union of ruinous states? Rasputin vs Stalin is the thirty-third installment of Epic Rap Battles of History and the eighteenth and final episode of Season 2. Cool mustache, Wario. Batman vs Sherlock Holmes; 8. This is the fourth battle where an actor portrays more than one rapper. 33 EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! You don't know what you're doing when you try to bust a rhyme against a mind like Putin. Length Beat(s) Nice Peter as Rasputin, Vladimir Lenin, and Vladimir Putin, EpicLLOYD as Joseph Stalin and Mikhail Gorbachev, Atul Singh as the hand of Ronald McDonald. Justin Bieber vs Ludwig v.. 7. Rasputin vs Stalin Doing judo moves and schooling every communist сука! During Putin's verse, the word "borscht" uses the less common English spelling of "borsch". Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates; 6. And you all need to learn how to handle real power! The last man who attacked me lived a half-life, so comrade, come at me! This is the first battle where an actor(s) raps against themselves as a different character. You two need yoga. Cameo(s) Battle information RASPUTIN! Location(s) It's a disgrace what you did to your own people! Rasputin! / RASPUTIN! If you're the man of steel, I spit kryptonite! It was released on April 22nd, 2013. The first two were produced by the same producer, The Unbeatables. Views Epic rap battles of history! The proletariat masses. 1. I spit hot borscht when I'm crushing these beats. It is the first battle to be released on the birthday of one of its rappers, followed by the release of. Gandhi vs Martin Luther K.. 5. Our whole future was bright! You got off easy when they pickled that moose cock! The word itself comes from Yiddish, but may be romanized at least three ways. BPM Nice Peter as Rasputin, Vladimir Lenin, and Vladimir Putin EpicLLOYD as Joseph Stalin and Mikhail Gorbachev Atul Singh as the hand of Ronald McDonald PewDiePie as Mikhail Baryshnikov(cameo) (Rasputin has been called the "Mad Monk", even though he was never actually a monk. It features the 'Mad Monk', Rasputin, iron-fisted dictator, Joseph Stalin, Marxist revolutionary, Vladimir Lenin, progressive premier, Mikhail Gorbachev, and current Russian President, Vladimir Putin, in a Russian leader battle royale. As a messed up mutha fucka bent in the mind, Who built a superpower, but he paid the price. If your name end with "in", time to get out! 'Cause the Tsar's wife can't do shit tonight! It must be rhymes from you, dawg, I got this battle locked up like I threw it in the Gulag, You're a gross and creepy scary-eyed weird wizard, Now poof, disappear and conjure up some beard scissors, I'm Stoli Gold, you're a plastic handle of Popov, You sure act like a dick for a punk with his junk chopped off, I'm majestic, you're a bit thick, I'm not impressed with your magic tricks, I'm sadistic, with a swift kick for a mystic with a missed dick, Come on, bring it on, I'm ready to start brawlin', I don't mean to Russia but you just seem like you're Stalin, You're just five-foot-four but your failure's epic-sized, You're doing worse in this battle than the farms you collectivized, I'll beat you past the point my magic powers can heal, Man of Steel? Number Try messing with the Mad Monk, you'll be sorry, yo! Grigori Rasputin vs Joseph Stalin Lyrics: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Next Fox vs Chucky • King Henry VIII vs Hillary Clinton • Betty White vs Bettie Page • SpongeBob Movie Rap Battle, PewDiePie vs T-Series • Ronald McDonald vs the Burger King • Larry Bird vs Big Bird, Epic Rap Battles of History - Behind the Scenes - Rasputin vs Stalin, KARAOKE ♫ Rasputin vs Stalin. My own son got locked up in prison, and I didn't save his life! Trap House (Rasputin, Stalin & Lenin)Uppercut (Gorbachev)??? VERSUS! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Release date I could end you with a whisper to your wife. The instrumental during Vladimir Putin's verse is very similar to the instrumental melody of the song "Такого как Путин" ("A Man Like Putin") by Russian electro-dance band Poyushchie vmeste. 142 (Rasputin, Stalin & Lenin)87 (Gorbachev)72 (Putin) Blow it up like a tuba, while I'm balling in Cuba. Stalin! You'll find that the ex-KGB is the best MC in the ex-CCCP! (Дa!) Epic Rap Battles of History Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. See the soul of the man who made Mother Russia his bitch! Epic Rap Battles of History. Drop the hammer on you harder than I bitch slapped Hitler! Shook hands with both Ronalds: Reagan and McDonald's, no doubt! Try messing with the mad monk, you'll be sorry-yo How many dictators does it take To turn an empire into a union of ruinous states Its a disgrace what you did to your own people Your daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil! You let your heart grow dark. Flash in the Pan Hip Hop Conflicts of Nowadays,, Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers,, The reason behind this battle was to redeem.

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